Smart- and dumbphone ergonomics

Typical boring phone

• keyboard and navigation: BAD
• rest: HARMLESS

The NaziPhone

• keyboard: HIHI
• fondling factor: HIGH
• temporary or permanent IQ loss: MODERATE to HIGH [*]

BlackBerry

• keyboard: GOOD
• trackball: GOOD (until it breaks)
• navigation: LOGICAL
  

The Google Phone

• rating: DESIGNED BY SERGEY AND LARRY AND ERIC ANDY^{citation needed}
• has Command (menu), Alt, and Shift keys on both sides of keyboard
• trackball for link hopping in web pages