"Simulate the experience of urinating for a long time," iWiz’s app description reads in iTunes. "Convince your friends that you’ll never stop. IWiz allows you to simulate urination: faster, slower or just a trickle."(via fefe)
An Apple spokeswoman said Shoemaker was hired partly because of his background as a developer. ... "His experience and perspective as a developer is one of the valuable things he brings to Apple’s developer relations team."
I'm actually not surprised.